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Useless Meetings

Chef Himself — Sun, 03 May 2020 10:23:26 +0000

Useless Meetings

At the meeting table the cock grumbes: “You are late. Don’t you know?.. time is money.” and Hitzlifitzli the fox replies: “Ok, let’s get to the point, did you go over the plans for the fuel cells?” – The cock admits: “I didn’t have time for that.” – Hitzlifitzli is confused now and says: “Ah, no money?” And now the cock is also irritated: “No … Nope, simply no time. OK then, we better reschedule the meeting…” This causes Hydrochan the marmot to add amused: “… for when we have time AND money?” – The little secretary chicken rolls her eyes and thinks: “..if only once I could be in a meeting that accomplishes something useful.”

Der Beitrag Useless Meetings erschien zuerst auf Imagefiguren by Armin Schoentag.

Easter-Preparations

Chef Himself — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 10:45:20 +0000

Easter-Preparations

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Benny Hitzlifitzli opens the door to come by and a chicken explains: “Sorry, the design for the egg paintings hasn’t been finalized yet!” A drone flys over them and drops an egg. It falls down onto the ground and bursts with a loud kracking noise – close to the cock who is upset. And the chicken continues: “… also for as long as the delivery drones only manage to drop scrambled egg, the Easter bunny must do his work out to make sure he can keep up with a demanding delivery schedule at Easter.” And the Easter-Bunny sweats on a fitness bicycle and looks a bit worried to the drone.

Der Beitrag Easter-Preparations erschien zuerst auf Imagefiguren by Armin Schoentag.

What to give up for lent

Chef Himself — Mon, 23 Mar 2020 06:39:17 +0000

Stress with Lent

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Benny Hitzlifitzli the fox explaines: “During lent I will renounce eating meat.” The chicken next to him replies: “I think will renounce the instructions from my boss.” And her boss the cock is not really impressed and says: “Pft, I simply renounce silly babble.”

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Christmas lights

Chef Himself — Wed, 11 Dec 2019 15:33:07 +0000

Stress with Christmas lights

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The Christmas tree is lit by eletric candles connected to a bicycle and Hitzlifitzli is cycling to provide power at his utmost ability. The chicken are delighted and encourage him: „Faster, faster, the candles are almost about to flicker!“ Says the cock: „Really Girls? Aren’t you getting a bit carried away with all the climate change talk?“ Hydrochan smiles in a content way: „Oh, even a used FCEV could still do a better job.“

The media are currently discussing whether Christmas lighting and climate protection are compatible. Here’s a link to an article published by Merkur at December 8th 2019 (Sorry, not in English language).
The use of renewable energy may be a solution for green Christmas lighting. For example with wind and water power. The FCEV mentioned in the cartoon above is a hydrogen fuel cell vehicle. It causes during operation no harmful exhaust gases. Hydrogen production can take place in summer, for example with surplus electricity from photovoltaic systems. The so-called season shift succeeds by storing the gas. And the reconversion is then done with fuel cells during the Christmas season.

Der Beitrag Christmas lights erschien zuerst auf Imagefiguren by Armin Schoentag.

Power-Egg-Laying-Machine

Chef Himself — Thu, 11 Apr 2019 13:44:27 +0000

Power-Egg-Laying-Machine

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An evening in Weichs… In front of a large fuel cell system with a label on it which says “PEM FC” stands Benny Hitzlifitzli in bewilderment: “NO,ladies, this is not a ‘power-egg-laying-machine’! PEM FC stands for ‘polymer-electrolyte-membrane fuel cell’ !“ And he adds: “Not long now and I will eat them!” – One of the chicken replies disrespectfully: “You eat us?- but you get dizzy when you see blood” and an other chick says: “Don’t trust him. He is a fox! Most likely ‘FC’ stands for Fried Chicken!” The cock and Hydrochan are looking around the corner. The marmot cracks up: “These chicks will drive us to the end of our rope” and the cock admits laughing: “Every so often they are so exhausting.”

This cartoon was made on the occasion of the visit of Mortimer Schulz at our home in Weichs. With his long distance tours which he documents on his website ENERGYTOURS he proofs that cars with fuel cell are a real alternative to cars with combustion engine.

Der Beitrag Power-Egg-Laying-Machine erschien zuerst auf Imagefiguren by Armin Schoentag.

Fuel Cell Rocking Chair

Chef Himself — Sat, 18 Aug 2018 09:38:55 +0000

Fuel Cell Rocking Chair

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Benny Hitzlifitzli in front of a upside down rocking chair which is connected to a large flywheel an electric motor propulsion and a fuel cell system. He apologizes: “I told him: Let’s do a test-run first. But he insisted to be the very first one to try out a fuel cell rocking chair!” Two chicken carry the unconscious cock on a stretcher. One of them says: “Impressive: He never flew so high and fast in the past.”

Der Beitrag Fuel Cell Rocking Chair erschien zuerst auf Imagefiguren by Armin Schoentag.

Helium Experiment

Chef Himself — Thu, 29 Mar 2018 08:28:11 +0000

Helium Experiment

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Helium Experiment: Benny and the cock stand close to a fan. In front of it are eggs hovering: Benny says: When you fortify the chicken feed with helium it reduces the shipping weight considerably. The cock watches skeptical but interested. The hovering eggs are driven against the wall by the fan wind and break with a yellow blob. Two chicks are close to this: What a funny high pitched voice you have from the helium, says one of them und and the other replies: Last year they feed us confetti to make us lay colorful polka-doted eggs. What on earth will they come up with next Easter?

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Business Tips

Chef Himself — Thu, 23 Nov 2017 16:20:35 +0000

Business Tips

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A voice comes out of the coop: “We are facing BANKRUPTCY – and some egghead orders a super-car for fast delivery of eggs. A Koenigsegg! I think I am going crazy!” Meanwhile the chicken have a problem: During charging the truck the carton with the egss crashed onto the floor. On chicken says: “Dang! We wont be able to lay enough new eggs fast enough!” But the rooster explaines to Benny: “Trust me, this is the very best time to invest into the egg business!” – But Benny Hitzlifitzli replies: “Perhaps you should improve your supply chain and invest in renewable energy!”

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Recycling Yard Experience

Chef Himself — Sat, 14 Oct 2017 11:30:07 +0000

Collection Site Advice

At the recycling yard the rooster and Hitzlifitzli the fox are advised to seperate the waste correctly: Wood goes to ‘construction waste’, the truck to ‘waste metal. This upsets the cock. His beautiful truck is not waste. And Hitzlifitzli can’t help smiling.

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Working Steadily Discussion

Chef Himself — Wed, 20 Sep 2017 11:28:37 +0000

Fuel Cell Discussion

How can you work on this fuel cell thing while everybody with self-respect drives a car with a gas or diesel engine? Asked by the cock Hitzlifitzli answeres: I focus on my work by keeping useless discusions short. I just say: Yes, you are right.- And the cock protests: That’s false and incorrect! – And Benny replies: Yes, you are right.

Der Beitrag Working Steadily Discussion erschien zuerst auf Imagefiguren by Armin Schoentag.