{"id":2089,"date":"2020-05-03T12:23:26","date_gmt":"2020-05-03T10:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/imagefiguren.de\/?p=2089"},"modified":"2020-05-03T12:23:26","modified_gmt":"2020-05-03T10:23:26","slug":"sinnlose-meetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/imagefiguren.de\/en\/sinnlose-meetings.html","title":{"rendered":"Useless Meetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Useless Meetings<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/imagefiguren.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Useless-Meetings-Hitzlifitzli-Chicken-Cock-Hydrochan-Imagefiguren.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-id=\"2091\"  src=\"https:\/\/imagefiguren.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Useless-Meetings-Hitzlifitzli-Chicken-Cock-Hydrochan-Imagefiguren.jpg\" alt=\"At the meeting table the cock grumbes: You are behind schedule! Don't you know?.. time is money. And Hitzlifitzli the fox replies: Ok, let's get to the point, did you go over the plans for the fuel cells? - The cock admits: I didn't have time for that. - Hitzlifitzli is confused now and says: Ah, no money? But now the cock is also irritated: Nope, nope, simply no time. OK then, we better reschedule the meeting... This causes Hydrochan the marmot to add amused: ... for when we have time AND money? - The little secretary chicken rolls her eyes and thinks: ..if only once I could be in a meeting that accomplishes something useful.\" width=\"425\" height=\"602\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2091\" srcset=\"https:\/\/imagefiguren.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Useless-Meetings-Hitzlifitzli-Chicken-Cock-Hydrochan-Imagefiguren.jpg 425w, https:\/\/imagefiguren.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Useless-Meetings-Hitzlifitzli-Chicken-Cock-Hydrochan-Imagefiguren-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/imagefiguren.de\/en\/hitzlifitzli\"><span class=\"more-msg\">More Cartoons \u2192<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\nAt the meeting table the cock grumbes: &#8220;You are late. Don&#8217;t you know?.. time is money.&#8221; and Hitzlifitzli the fox replies: &#8220;Ok, let&#8217;s get to the point, did you go over the plans for the fuel cells?&#8221; &#8211; The cock admits: &#8220;I didn&#8217;t have time for that.&#8221; &#8211; Hitzlifitzli is confused now and says: &#8220;Ah, no money?&#8221; And now the cock is also irritated: &#8220;No \u2026 Nope, simply no time. OK then, we better reschedule the meeting&#8230;&#8221; This causes Hydrochan the marmot to add amused: &#8220;&#8230; for when we have time AND money?&#8221; &#8211; The little secretary chicken rolls her eyes and thinks: &#8220;..if only once I could be in a meeting that accomplishes something useful.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, this entry is only available in Deutsch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,2,4],"tags":[23,33,19,29,18,28,20],"class_list":["post-2089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-cartoons","category-hitzlifitzli","tag-fuchs","tag-gockel","tag-hahn","tag-hitzlifitzli","tag-huehner","tag-hydrochan","tag-murmeltier"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Useless Meetings Cartoons<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"(Deutsch) Bei diesen Meetings kommt nichts Vern\u00fcnftiges raus. 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